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Craig Bowles
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Name |
Craig Bowles
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Nickname |
Bowlsey / Geek
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Height |
6ft 3"
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Weight |
14 stone
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Position |
Flanker
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Years at Club |
4 |
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Bio |
Craig has been with us for four seasons now and is so slick, he some how managed to escape on his first tour, avoiding his ‘virgin’ duties. (Not that he didn't get his comeuppance in the last tour....just look at his Profile Picture!) Our flanking Lathario, previously played on the wing, but has decided his butch image demands a tougher and more prominent role.
Already a hit with a bevy of local beauties, Craig works with Graham Ashford and is quite the computer whizz, so can add brains to his list of attributes when wooing the ladies.
Rumour has it that his style may soon become cramped like his running style, (which let’s face it is swan like – all under the water, - do his arms ever move?) as he has now taken full control over the clubs website (ed - And look how pretty it is!) which demands much of his free time.
A (not so) regular trainer, sometimes he shows too much of his sensitive side, I guess he just can’t turn it off, but is getting, like Bond, more gritty in his rugby performances as the weeks progress and now he has learned to pass and tackle we just need to teach him the odd handoff or two to improve his game.
The on coming Christmas party season, leaves us to predict continued improvement on his game, provided he can tear himself away from the love nest of a Saturday, but a trail of moist and crest fallen lovelies in his wake. Just don’t let him talk to your missus. Be warned, if previous tours are anything to go by, he’s smoking………….
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